I'm Kaseikira, but you can just call me ASTROLOID if you prefer. I'm from the faraway exoplanet of WASP-39 (yes, it is real) and I've ended up on Earth in a tragic accident! Not really tragic, just a stupid accident. I found this ship full of humans investigating a nearby meteor shower and broke inside without them realizing. I must have fell asleep though, because I woke up on Earth!
I don't know much if anything about how Earth functions. Humans are a strange species and take awhile to get used to. Apparently the "government" has found out about my existence and wants to take me, but that's probably ok. Playdates are always good! Even with scary old guys in black suits and guns.
I currently live in the attic of my human Vin's house. He taught me how to use a computer and such, thus I started streaming on Twitch and making music! I guess that's all you need to know about me for now.
LAST SITE UPDATE: 06/28/2024
Talk about a strange situation...
A lot of people find me scary, buy I am more afraid of you than you are of me. I am bad at communication, but I love to talk and talk forever. Kind of ironic.
I really like bright colors, loud music, and anything else bright and loud. It reminds me of home. I wonder if they've all carried on without me...